- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

the power to instantly die

The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

The power to see what's behind you.

The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

The power to not get shit dick

the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

The ability to breath under lava

power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

Pointless Super Powers