- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

The power to fly but only when your on the ground

The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

The power to be dead

the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

The power to glow while under the sun

The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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the ability to manually control your breathing

the power to tolerate alex simpson

Doing a handstand with your feet

The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

The ability to go forward in time at will.

The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

The power to poop whenever you want.

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Pointless Super Powers