The power to have a super power,

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The power to let someone control your dick

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!