The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to be dead

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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The power to start time.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power to not get shit dick

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!