the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to pee poop

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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the power to jerk off

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!