The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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Super-slowness

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The power to not have any powers

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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the power to count from A to purple

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to pee poop

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The ability to breath under lava

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the power of being yourself

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to create powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!