The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to create powers

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power to die at will.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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the power to jerk off

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to eat your own face.

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!