the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to create powers

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to have a power.

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to eat your own face.

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!