The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The power to pee poop

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power to be a woman

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to create powers

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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The power to dance really well

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The power to have a power.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!