The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to die

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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The ability to not have a super power.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!