Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to be a walrus

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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the power to complete math exercises

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!