The power to kill yourself

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to predict the present

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to die early.

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!