The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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The ability to not have a super power.

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!