The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power to dance really well

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!