The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The power to explode on demand.

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the power to fly while under water

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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32% Levitation.

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!