The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to predict the present

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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God tier Waste of Space

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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the ability to smell sounds

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to circumcise yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!