- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

the ability to grow your nails at will.

The power to eat nandos

the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

The power to lick your elbow.

The power drown in water

The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

The power to breath at will.

The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

The power to die at will.

Pointless Super Powers