The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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the power to control urine

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!