The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to stand still for five hours

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to see air

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power to predict the present

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to poo in the toilet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!