The power to explode on the moon

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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the power to control urine

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being able to blow up and die

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to die at will.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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32% Levitation.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!