The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to see through windows

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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A good Kisser

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the power to make glass clear

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to breath at will.

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The power to walk on two legs

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The ability to smell with your hands

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!