The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to sh*t bricks

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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the ability to post here

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The power to eat nandos

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!