The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!