the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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the power to go into a coma

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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A good Kisser

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!