The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to control sloths

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power to think salmon.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power to to think less

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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the ability to post here

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!