The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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the ability to post here

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to bleed on command

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to watch tv

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!