The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to to think less

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power to grow fingernails.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!