- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of Grayskull.

the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

The power to turn on the TV with the remote

The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

The power to kill yourself

The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

The power to have all the powers written in here

The power to control sloths

To have a permanently invisible tounge.

The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

The power to see even though you can already see.

the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

Wait this isn't pornhub!?

The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

Pointless Super Powers