the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The power to breathe

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The power to watch tv

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!