The power to not exist.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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the power to fail at everything you

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power to think salmon.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The superpower to poo at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!