The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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to make asians smart

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!