Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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the power to make glass clear

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!