the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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the ability to lick your own anus

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to see forever

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!