The power to find lost socks.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to grow one wing

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!