The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to breathe

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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the ability to become black.

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The abilty to go through water.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!