the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to be stupid

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!