the power to become retarded

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power to find lost socks.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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the power to go on this website

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!