The power to change your emotions

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to live until you die.

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to be powerless

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Ladder hands.

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to attract bullets.

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!