The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to see into the future of the past

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!