The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to be powerless

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Stop clapping

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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Ladder hands.

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The power to speak braille

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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To call me maybe

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The power to fall up.

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The power to attract bullets.

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to have no power.

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The power to close your nose

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!