- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

the power to grow stings out of your genitals

The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

solar powered night-vision

The power to blink slightly less often.

The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

The power to push a door that only pulls.

The ability to fart like a zombie.

The power to wet yourself at will.

The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

The power to communicate with dandelions.

The power to have night vision during the day.

The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

Pointless Super Powers