The power to come second in any race

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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power to eat through your but

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to jump faster.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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the power to become retarded

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The power to live.

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to find lost socks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!