The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to see into the future of the past

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to f*ck yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!