The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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Stop clapping

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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To call me maybe

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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The power to have no power.

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to close your nose

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!