The power to see into the present

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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the power to seduce hats

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The power to be yourself.

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to die at will

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to change your emotions at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!