The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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the power to be really itchy.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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the power to shit bricks

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The power to see into the future of the past

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!