The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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the power to go on this website

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!