- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

The power of not knowing

The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

The power to fly when you fart

the power to do one push-up

the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

The ability to not talk.

you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

The power to sleep through a dream.

The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

The power to waste time reading this.

The power to take away powers but only your own.

The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

The power to mind control inanimate objects.

The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

The power to see through thin air

The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

The power to repel women.

Pointless Super Powers