the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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Lactokinesis

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The power to not see ads

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The power to pee out blue

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power of not knowing

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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ikawlhan forever

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!