the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The power to die.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!