The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!