The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The power to turn wine into water

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To pee standing up.

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!